Friday, February 08, 2013

Conversations with my Husband

photo by quicheisinsane at Flickr found here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gifake/5203458737/



Me:  I thought of something last night.  We totally live in the perfect place in case a pandemic or the zombie apocalypse breaks out.

Phillipe: Why?

Me: Because it's cold up here, like way too cold.  Zombies would come into Canada and say, "Brains. No, no brains, too cold." And then they'd leave.

Phillipe: Good thing you convinced us to move here then.

Me: I know.  I'm all about protecting the kids.  You too, but you know you can kill zombies.

Phillipe: How do you know that?  I've never killed one before.

Me: Well there was that one giant spider that stalked me in the basement for months, and you killed that like nothing.

Phillipe: Zombies and spiders are not the same thing.

Me: Yes they are.  Zombies are mindless evil things that want to eat you.  Spiders are mindless evil things that want to eat you plus they have eight legs which makes them even more dangerous than zombies.  So you know, you'd be like the superhero of a zombie apocalypse!

Phillipe - kisses me and says, "I love you, you freaky geek."

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 By the way, when googling in image search for 'zombieland' a picture of a woman grabbing her breasts comes up. What does that have to do with zombies?

4 comments:

Phillipe Cantin said...

You're right about the number of legs. If you shoot one leg off of a Zombie, it slows down dramatically. You have to do that 7 times to a spider to get the same result.

Lynnea said...

Plus you'd have to use super small bullets and a super small gun - which would be hard to find.

Therese said...

I love it when we are loved for being weirdos. However I question your reasoning that zombies are affected by the cold. It's not like they're gonna get frostbite. Maybe if it was pure ice, their actual bodies would freeze. But that is a BIG maybe.

Lynnea said...

Therese, you have a point, I am attributing an awful lot of intelligence to beings devoid of most of their brain power. Good thing I have a super zombie killing husband!