Wednesday, September 11, 2013
The Things I'll Say
I'm a chicken even in the cyber-world. Oh and cute animals will prompt gooey responses even if they are little cartoon blocks.
Actual quotes from yours truly while playing Minecraft:
just walking around - "Oh hi there pig. You're so cute. Oh and you're following me. I don't even have a carrot for you. Look at that face. Honey look, a pig is following me for no reason."
killing a cow - "Oh don't look at me like that. I'm hungry, I need food. I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry." (I still killed it, poor thing)
attacked by a spider - "Ah he's attacking me, he's attacking me! Take that you spider bastard!"
standing atop my glass biodome - "I see you you sneaky skeleton. You can't reach me with your arrows, nah nah nah nah nah. Look honey, I'm taunting a skeleton."
attacked by a baby zombie - "Baby zombies are evil. I hate baby zombies. He won't die! Aggh, I'm being double teamed by baby zombies. These little devils are so fast and they keep hitting me from behind! I'm going to kill you, you devil babies!" (at this point, my husband sitting next to me in our shared office has begun to laugh hysterically)
attacked by another monster - "Oh no, my sword broke! I'm hitting it with seeds. Get back, get away from me. I'll beat you, I'll beat you with seeds and you will die!"